fullmetal-dipshit:

teenagecentury:

rubbishapples:

July 2nd.

182nd day of the year.

It’s 12pm.

Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.

I finally understand what Blink-182 means.

FUCK

keelahsomethigh:

when u hurt ur boob

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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

ifyoucarryonthisway:

the fact that a girl being a feminist is a turn off to a lot of guys is just further proof that sexism exists they’re literally saying they don’t want a girl who requires respect because that’s just no fun 

foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

tysella:

u came to the wrong neighbourhood m8

ruinedchildhood:

The cops never bothered me anyway.

janiceghosthunter:

A collection of glitches I’ve found and love.

dontgettoohigh:

MY NAME’S NOT RICK

dontgettoohigh:

MY NAME’S NOT RICK

me typing in 2009: Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.
me typing in 2010: Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD
me typing in 2011: Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.
me typing in 2012: lol whats happening hoo Dis
me typing in 2013: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me typing in 2014: hella
lord-bilingual:

theotherfebreezee:

i was going to make a funny comment on how much fanart varies in the homestuck fandombuti just cANT

im never going to be free from this post am i

lord-bilingual:

theotherfebreezee:

i was going to make a funny comment on how much fanart varies in the homestuck fandom
but
i just cANT

im never going to be free from this post am i

tagged: +hs  +homestuck